February 2012
twincest-burrito:
dead mice 10
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Book: Two soldiers narrowly escape death. One is injured. The other is trying to help the other. The soldier who is helping suddenly kisses the other Soldier on the mouth to be comforting before putting him on his shoulder
Me: I ship this so hard
Me: fuck the other pairings
Me: fuck canon
Me: New otp
Book: Injured soldier dies on the next page.
Me: Everything I ship dies
africans:
wow you cameback at that person’s comment by copy/pasting their about me as a response that’s pretty sassy and sharp
sassy-gay-ghirahim:
are we human or are we homestuck
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my first reaction to homestuck was “wow only 16 pages how gay”
lordy jesus someone call the winchesters my larynges are possessed
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frick my life bambi is on
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Teenage boy: mom, dad I'm... Mpreg.
SCHOOL GRADES WILL PLUMMIT
– the NEWS
i had a dream that i accidentally reblogged the same thing from two different people one after the other and it actually scared me
kawaiianislands:
are we human or are we kanye
i sprained my larynges i can’t take the trash out
what if there was a disney princess movie sequel in which the man the princess married straight out of her tower turned out to be a total douche and now she must get a royal divorce
excuse me buttmeisters but i actually respect cops